Here’s song by my little brother Dan Touchon. He says he is trying to get famous in the video and is asking to share this song. I though it might be fun to share it and ask you to repost so that all of the sudden he gets a lot of views on this 6 year old video that currently has only 14 views over a 6 year period.
His birthday is coming up in a October 8. So leave him a ‘like’ and a comment telling him how great the song is and subscribe! (there are currently only 13 subscribers) Maybe he’ll feel encouraged to restart his music career or at least have some bragging rights that he got a lot of views on the video.
I painstakingly wrote down the lyrics. I think I got them right. In case you want to sing along…
Chop, Wiggle, Tinkle, Bam
Chop, chop, hammer, hammer, slam slam
Hung out to dry like a Virginia ham
Would you like some mustard? Huh, no ma’mam.
But if you have some whiskey, I’ll take a dram
Wiggle, wiggle, giggle, giggle, go, go
hey whoo, I need to take it slow.
I can’t be nice two days in a row.
But if you’ve got some honey I’ll give it a go.
Tinkle, tinkle, wink, wink, cha, cha
it’s a fine mess we created by the bourgeois
Nothing lasts forever not even a scrimshaw
So tear it down, we’ll give it a hoorah
Bam, bam, gitcha, gitcha, boom, boom
Can you believe all the deals made in the bathroom
If stuff hits the fan it is gonna consume
such a mess will take more than a broom.
he said she said give a dog a bone
the Lord is in heaven He’s still on His throne.
We miss trouble, we may fight, we may groan
But the world’s still not home
It’s more like a, more like a mill stone.
so chop chop Hammer hammer slam slam
hung out to dry like a Virginia ham
Would you like some mustard? No, no ma’mam.
But if you have some whiskey, I’ll take a dram
Goodbye for now. See you later.