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Christine Kerr's avatar

Need straight answers? Tune in next week to "Patriotic Reality TV" Where all the hard questions will be addressed.

-Will Canadians learn to be impolite?

-Will Residents have to pronounce “Hoose” as “House”

-Will there really be “Waffle Houses” on every corner?

-Is Bullwinkle actually Fearless Leader?

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ValMacEwan's avatar

This is brilliant. I truly appreciate all the details, the complexity and scope. They'll need Dollar General stores across from the Waffle House/Walmart megaplexes.

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