Chapter 13: The Trial of the Courtiers
Back in what remained of the United States — the part that hadn’t built walls around golf courses or tried to rename ice cream "Patriot Cream" — a strange thing happened after Palm Beachonia collapsed:
Almost no one wanted to talk about it.
Congress had a few hearings but there wasn’t the political will to do anything other than get back to the business of the country that had been left unattended for a very long time.
Due to various reasons the Republicans lost the majority in the congress and Hakeem Jeffries became the speaker of the house. The vice president resigned under pressure and Jeffries became president. Canada became Canada again since it was only the 51st state by executive order. Jeffries rescinded all of Trump’s executive orders, cancelled all tariffs against all nations until proper negotiations were conducted, retrieved all disappeared people from foreign countries, released all of the gathered up immigrants from the jails, prisons a…
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