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Chapter 10: The Last Royal Broadcast

The Kingdom of Palm Beachonia

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Cecil Touchon
Jul 12, 2025
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Chapter 10: The Last Royal Broadcast

By the time the King prepared to address his people one final time, Palm Beachonia was already mostly dark.

The Wall, once a glittering crown around the kingdom, had begun to crumble.
The golden paint peeled in great strips, flapping like dead flags in the salt-heavy air.
Monster trucks sat abandoned in the streets, their once-proud banners drooping like wilted flowers.
The Freedom Markets were empty, save for puddles of rainwater and scattered pamphlets still proclaiming:

"Victory is Here - Eat More Freedom Jerky!"

RoyalNet, once the lifeblood of national delusion, sputtered along at a fraction of its former glory.
Blackouts roamed from sector to sector.
Screens flickered.
Signal strength was measured in vague approximations:
"Mostly working," "Kind of working," and "Sadness detected."

In the Royal Keep - where damp had begun seeping up the marble floors and the power flickered every few minutes - King Donald the First summoned his remaining court for one fin…

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